… they were probably just dog prints. http://cactuseaters.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default
Yesterday I saw something that looked an awful lot like a mountain lion footprint on a soft dirt path heading up toward Moore Creek. Imagine the print of an ordinary house cat, but much, much bigger. It’s possible that my imagination was messing with me. Perhaps it was a coyote print, and the coastal winds had eroded the print, or blown it all out of proportion. But it gave me a bit of a scare, considering the huge full-color sign near the park entrance, saying KNOWN MOUNTAIN LION HABITAT, with instructions to hold your ground and fight off the beast if it goes after you. The place was deserted — no movement at all except for a few barn swallows swarming, a circling hawk, and a couple of jackrabbits. I’ve been up to the creek 20 times now, and I’ve only seen other human beings up there on two occasions….
This week, missing New York City, I tried to recreate the outstanding “orecchiette with broccoli and provolone” special they serve at Gennaro restaurant on Amsterdam. Unable to find the recipe in English on line, I searched the Italian cooking sites, hoping to find something similar. At long last, I found what I was looking for. The recipe was written entirely in Italian, with no English transcription. No problem! The recipe had a convenient “translation” function. I was sure that it would convert the recipe into clear, understandable, easy-to-follow English. So I pressed the little translation button at the side of the screen, and here’s what came out: Translation of recipe for the orechiette with provolone cheese and also the broccoli: Step one: To begin with a bushel of orecchiette? Always measure bushel in grams for metric system. Step two: While awaiting pasta to boil, you must prepare for the arugula…
Hoping to catch the closing lecture featuring Joshua Cohen, Sam Lipsyte and Gary Shteyngart. If you’re going, let me know. http://cactuseaters.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default
Fresh off the Pacific Crest Trail, I tried to apply my through-hiking ethos to a city setting when I “hiked the hood” in Waterbury, Connecticut. I thought this one was lost forever to the analog world, so I was pleasantly surprised to see this uploaded online at the Waterbury Observer, run by the brilliant photographer John Murray. Here it is —a blast from the past dating back to 1995, which makes it one of my earliest published pieces. http://cactuseaters.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default
Thanks to everyone for the many, many emails regarding Amy’s New York Times piece about lead poisoning and old apartments (see below.) And it sounds like a few of you, after reading her story, are just about to give notice and move out of your peeling, nasty, potentially lead-filled apartments. Take my advice and get out of there right away. http://cactuseaters.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default
The other day, I made my way through the crowds of people picking over the bones of my local Borders book store. I saw a floor manager standing near the entrance, and told him I was sorry to hear the store was closing. As I spoke to him, I remembered the huge to-do about this store when it opened: protests, recriminations, nervousness, and someone (a local merchant, no less) foolishly strapping on a guitar and singing “break all the windows at Borders” during a gathering in front of City Hall. There was a lot of worry that Borders would become an overwhelming force driving out all indie bookshops. Now it turns out that Borders itself is a casualty of more overwhelming market forces. These days, it’s not so much a question of corporate versus indie. Now it’s bricks-and-mortar booksellers of all kinds trying to survive in world of online book-selling….
On a (very) serious note, today marks Amy Ettinger’s New York Times debut. This true and scary story, published in the NY Times’ Motherlode section, explains why we left San Francisco in such a big hurry, without saying goodbye to anyone. The folks who own our building told us the apartment was completely habitable, recently painted and ready to go. They gave us no warning that anything might be amiss. The lesson, I think, is to do your own testing, and look out for your own best interests when you move into one of these old places. Alas, we can’t assume “landlords” have our best interest in mind when they hand over that set of keys. I’m very glad to report that the post resulted in a few folks contemplating a move away from their lead-infested abodes, and also prompted some folks to do their own testing. http://cactuseaters.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default
So what if I missed the concert event of the year in San Francisco? (see below.) This weekend I returned to the famous Glaum Egg Ranch Vending Machine, a 24-hour automatic dance party and egg dispenser located just off Freedom Boulevard in Aptos. Three dollars (crisp single dollar bills — no coins) buys you 24 eggs and a performance by a group of shameless, butt-shaking robotic chickens who will dance and sing and squawk for you behind glass. This time, I stuffed my crisp three dollar bills into the slot, the curtains lifted up, and I was thrilled to see that the dancing chickens had brand new costumes just in time for Halloween. One of them was dressed up like George Clinton, complete with a pink-orange-green Afro fright wig. Another was dressed like a friendly Satan, complete with a felty pitch fork. They also had a mummy chicken and a…
..because the logistics, this time around, will simply be too much for me, but I am hoping to live vicariously through those of you who are going. If you are going, do me a favor and see the following groups or individuals so you can report back to me and Cactuseaters about what you saw: — The Dukes of September Rhythm Review Featuring Donald Fagen (!!!), Boz Scaggs and Michael McDonald.— Doc Watson— Emmylou Harris— Earl Scruggs— Elvis Costello and the Sugarcanes— Robert Earl Keen (for whom my pet cat is named.)— Nick Lowe— Randy Newman (!!!!!) — The Flatlanders— Rosanne Cash–Hot Tuna Electric— Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings (!) And if you go, please don’t blow pot into people’s faces and talk loudly throughout the entire thing. Or yell out requests for “Every Day I Write The Book” during Elvis’s set. http://cactuseaters.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default