Lately, I’m getting a lot of questions about my name, especially over the past few weeks. For the record, I am not related to that other Dan White. (I repeat — absolutely no relation whatsoever.) A couple of people have asked if I am thinking of changing my name, in light of the publicity surrounding the new movie (nope – it’s probably too late for that.) However, if I change my mind at some point and decide to alter my name, it’s good to know that I have many options. Over the years, I have met, or learned about, many Bay Area or Central Coast residents who decided to give up their legal names and change them to something else. Here are a few of the actual names.
By the way, I swear that I’m not inventing or embellishing any of them. In fact, all of these are the actual, legal names of past and present Santa Cruz County residents. Imagine having some of these on your drivers’ license — especially when the cops pull you over!!!
*Darting Hummingbird Over A Waterfall
*Shalom Dreampeace Compost
* Lord Earthworm II (later legally changed to Lord Nigel Featherston.)
* Chip (No Last Name)
* XXXXXXXXX X
* Barbara Riverwoman
* Sundancer Sweetpea
and, my personal favorite: