Who knew that crack houses had ocean views?

My wife and I have started our ‘house search.’ Sometimes the listings are too good to be true. Yesterday we took a four-hour round trip slog in Memorial Day traffic to see an allegedly “nice” space with an ocean view. It sure sounded cool in the advertisement. Anyhow, the carpets had some sort of organic scunge on them. The whole place looked scraped up. Dingy. Stinky. Dark as a dungeon. I should have known by the thousand-dollar price tag. That’s how much Jennifer Connelly paid for her apartment in “Dark Water.” http://cactuseaters.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default