Seeking suggestions for the title of my next book

hi everyone — here is the Facebook link to an ongoing ‘live” discussion about the pending title of my next book, which involves my camping adventures through history. Many of your suggestions are absolutely hilarious and I appreciate all of them.  Anyhow, all of you are giving me hope that I will — eventually — come up with a really good title for this book. I am also relieved — no, thrilled — to report that I have returned safely for the very last camping adventure associated with this book.