Tales from Cupertino part III: my very first Uggulah-Muggulah

“This will make you nauseous. Then you will gag.” That is what my mother-in-law said as she handed me my first Uggulah Muggulah, an Eastern European folk cure that is supposed to sooth sore throats and restore your voice. I was sick as a dog that day, barely able to speak at all. My voice was a pitiful croak. My mother-in-law prepared for me a slimy concoction of melted butter, milk and honey, all stirred together and heated up in the microwave until frothy, warm, and indescribably vile. Somehow, I was able to drink several tablespoons of the nasty beverage — and, lo and behold, it restored my voice for the rest of the day! Here, then, is the recipe for an Uggulah Muggalah. It’s truly disgusting and phlegmy but it really works, if you aren’t squeamish about drinking butter: one half a cup milktwo tablespoons butterone tablespoon honey chop…