Year: 2009

As you all know, I’m having problems with my WiFi, but now I have no means of communicating with the outside world at all. The problem is my cell phone. Yesterday I went to Miranda Weiss’s great reaading in the Marina. I was having a great time, but when I glanced at my cell phone, I noticed a blinding, obnoxious white light shooting out of the top of the phone!! It is (literally) blinding, and it runs down the battery so quickly that I can’t possibly juice it up. I can’t figure out how to fix the problem. On the good side, some of my friends think the blinding light looks “very cool,” and now they want blinding lights on their cell phone too. Also, my cell phone makes a pretty good flashlight. The question is, how is anyone going to contact me now? (You might try sending me a…

Last week, I posed the question: Why don’t woodpeckers get concussions, or, at the very least, terrible headaches from bashing their faces against trees all day?I did a little research, and I found the answer: For one thing, they tend to choose sponge-y, soft wood for drilling purposes. For another, they slam straight into a tree in a way that maximizes impact to the wood while protecting them against head trauma (much the same way that a hammer slams a nail.) And, finally, they have unusually strong neck muscles, which absorb most of the shock. I’m glad no one answered this question because I ran out of prizes two weeks ago (and, as you know, the prize that I sent out has fallen apart.) http://cactuseaters.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default

I will soon head off on my latest adventure into the great outdoors. Since I got lost and turned around last time, I’ve decided to bring one (and possibly two!) people to assist me in my latest quest. I don’t want to reveal too many details because I’m writing a travel article about this and don’t want to get scooped — but my journey will involve a lot of American history, one long and dark tunnel, a crashing waterfall, and at least 100 miles (!!!) of traveling. I’ll reveal more details later on. http://cactuseaters.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default

Sorry for my infrequent postings as of late. I have had some difficulty with WiFi access. Also, my humongous cat sat on my arm a while back, giving me tennis elbow, and making it somewhat difficult to type. http://cactuseaters.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default

Don’t miss nature writer Miranda Weiss as she swings into your town for some upcoming readings and author events. She is touring to promote her brand new book, Tide Feather Snow. Reading, Q&A, Signing | Portland, OR• Thursday, May 21 7:30 PM,Powell’s Bookstore, 3723 SE Hawthorne Boulevard, Portland, OR http://www.powells.com/ Signing | San Francisco, CA• Tuesday, May 26 12:00 noonBook Passage, 1 Ferry Building, #42, San Francisco, CA — Book Passage Reading, Q&A, Signing | San Francisco, CA• Tuesday, May 26 7:30 PMBooks, Inc. in the Marina, 2251 Chestnut Street, San Francisco, CA | Google Map– http://cactuseaters.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default

here is my latest nature scribble: Rancho San Antonio (near Cupertino, CA) is filled with coyotes, deer and (pictured above) woodpecker. Aside from the shmancy cars in the parking lot, you would have no way of knowing this was Silicon Valley. I go on long marathon-training trail runs out here, and I often hear the hollow sound of woodpeckers knocking themselves against trees. And it makes me wonder: how come woodpeckers don’t give themselves concussions? There is a scientific explanation for this. Stay tuned to this blog and find out. http://cactuseaters.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default

Anonymous, who won the ‘identify the mystery creature’ contest last week, is running into a few problems with the artwork prize that I sent her. For one thing, she can’t find a frame that fits it because the dimensions are so peculiar. For another, it is, apparently, starting to disintegrate. Sorry about that, Anonymous. I’ll think of a solution soon. (to be more specific, I sent her a small picture of an animal — and it seems that the creature’s tail has fallen off.) http://cactuseaters.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default

Here is some “good food” advice that just might help you if you are planning to walk an epic trail but don’t want to eat gross, undigestible food every night. Believe me, it’s important to plan ahead when it comes to survival food. Otherwise you’ll end up choking on non-summer sausage and freeze-dried “astronaut ice cream.” (bleccch!!) Meanwhile, I am happy to report that the anonymous Silicon Valley resident who identified the “hairy mystery creature” (a fox) has already received a wilderness-related collectible artifact (sent special delivery) directly from Cactuseaters. http://cactuseaters.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default

No, it isn’t Bigfoot, it is not a wolverine, a rabbit or even a cat (although these were all good guesses.) It is in fact a fox that was introduced to San Juan Island. The person who solved the puzzle is “Anonymous,” who, as it turns out, lives in the heart of the Silicon Valley, but was somehow able to solve the mystery (how on earth did you figure it out??) Anyhow, Anonymous has contacted me and will get a Cactus Eaters-related one-of-a-kind handmade prize (providing that she agrees not to sell the prize on eBay later on.) Above are two full pictures of the spooky, and now fully identified, critter (one is the actual photograph, and the other is an artistic recreation.) http://cactuseaters.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default

I just wanted to say thank you to everyone in the Cactus community for making the book a success. I also appreciate the fact that people are engaging with the book so passionately. Appropriately enough, I was out in the Kentucky backwoods — running out of water, walking around in circles, avoiding bears, eating cold pumpkin curry MREs right out of the packet, and far out of range from cell phones and other bleeping electronic devices — when the book first hit stores. Twelve months later, it’s still going strong. Stay tuned for more adventures. http://cactuseaters.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default