Cactus Eaters review on Oh Ranger, plus Save Me From the Disgusting Ants

Here is the most recent review — and thanks to the reader who sent this in today. (I’m counting on you guys, since I don’t have much time to trawl through the Internet these days.)

In other news, disgusting ants have entered my residence and they keep trying to carry me off so they can feed me to their ant queen.

When I wake up in the morning, I am exactly one foot closer to the door than I was when I went to sleep. This means the ants are trying to carry me off incrementally, in the hope that I won’t notice until it’s too late.

Anyhow, if you have any non-toxic solutions, please let me know. It’s getting really bad.

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