I never thought I would say this, but I am currently available at Target. Actually, that is not quite accurate. What I mean to say is that I can be pre-ordered in bulk through Target’s website.
I first saw the listing today at http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/602-6017599-0079026?asin=0061376930&afid=yahoosspplp_bmvd&lnm=0061376930|The_Cactus_Eaters:_How_I_Lost_My_MindÃƒÂ¢Ã‚Â€Ã‚Â”and_Almost_Found_MyselfÃƒÂ¢Ã‚Â€Ã‚Â”on_the_Pacific_Crest_Trail_(P.S.)_:_Books&ref=tgt_adv_XSNG1060
This is exciting for me because Target is the place where I buy all my Grape-Nuts as well as my padded retro telescoping ladder chairs and paper towels.
In other news, my students have stopped calling me “Dan White” or “Professor White” and have taken to calling me “D. Money” and “Professor Diddy.” I have no idea how this happened.