I know this blog has run its course, but Chanukah and Thanksgiving won’t coincide again until about 25,000 years. By then, we’ll all have four brains and gills like Kevin Costner in Waterworld. Maybe we won’t even have tastebuds. Truly, it’s now or never. Hope you like this recipe. And remember, cook the hell out of them! Douse them in oil and fry them until they can take no more.