I believe in the power of anagrams. Whenever I’m feeling confused about a current event, a scandal or a situation in my life, I try to enter that situation into an anagram-generating machine that will puzzle out the hidden meaning within.
Here are a few anagrams for your consumption:
The anagram for ‘Lyndsey Lohan arrested again’ is: ‘Rantingly analysed sorehead.’
The anagram for ‘Should senator Larry Craig resign” is … ‘Harlot’s coarse-grained slurrying.’
more to follow!